1. See next toddler with flu-like symptoms.

2. Try to figure out if the mom will only be satisfied by a flu test.

2a. If no, she just wants my opinion:
-It’s swine flu
-Discharge home
-Diagnosis: Swine flu, clinical
-Treatment: Motrin and tylenol; no one has any liquid tamiflu and it’s too expensive anyway

2b. If yes, I don’t care about your opinion I want a test go to 3.

3. Test for flu

3a. If negative:
-Good news!  It’s not swine flu!  It’s some other virus.
-Discharge home
-Diagnosis: Swine flu, test false negative
-Treatment: Motrin and tylenol; no one has any liquid tamiflu and it’s too expensive anyway

3b. If positive:
-Good news!  We know what’s wrong.  It’s swine flu.
-Discharge home
-Diagnosis: Swine flu, I mean it was proven by a test
-Treatment: Motrin and tylenol; no one has any liquid tamiflu and it’s too expensive anyway

4. Go to 1.