Residency: This kid has a supracondylar fracture, page ortho to come down.

Community: This kid has a supracondylar fracture.  Let’s see here now, there’s the hospital ortho group and the community ortho group and I happen to know it’s the community group’s night to take call.  There are three of them, one will see supracondylar’s but the other two “don’t feel comfortable” and always ask us to arrange follow up with the pediatric orthopedic surgeons in the referral city down the road.  I walk over to the call schedule and slowly look to see which one is on, muttering “please be supracondylar guy please be supracondylar guy” so I can be done with this patient but “damn!” it’s a worthless non-supracondylar guy whose name comes up on the list.

Ok then.  I go through the chart to see what kind of insurance this kid has, since any kind of insurance means paging the pediatric orthopedic surgeon to arrange out-patient followup, but no insurance means transferring them to the big city ER, the exact details of why it is this way still fuzzy to me but somehow someway I’m told that some amount of money is recovered by the pediatric orthopods if the patients are funneled to them through their affiliated ER.

This particular kid happens to be uninsured so I call the big city ER and usually they say fine but I must have a new guy or something who is unaware of the arrangement because I get a lot of resistance: he asks me “why can’t your orthopods take care of a simple supracondylar fracture” and I say “I don’t know, because they ‘don’t feel comfortable’” and then he says “well didn’t they go through an ortho residency?” and I say “look all I can tell you is what they’ve told me” and then he plays his trump card and says “well did they even come in and see the patient?” and I sigh and say “no they just looked at the xray from home” and then he gets uppity and says “well they need to at least personally evaluate the patient” and hangs up as I’m trying to just explain that there is already a system in place not to mention we both know the orthopod doesn’t really need to come in I mean it’s not some complicated HIV/dialysis/heart failure/septic patient or anything it’s just a healthy kid for crying out loud and he’s seen the film and I told him the fracture was closed and neurovascularly intact and that’s all there is to know but the big city ER guy probably thinks I’m trying to dump an uninsured patient on his overwhelmed ER and of course they are uninsured but the truth of the matter is it’s not a dump our orthopod doesn’t manage any supracondylars insured or not and I sure don’t care whether or not they have insurance and I don’t care where they go, I just want someone to take this patient off my hands because I have 14 others to worry about and a packed waiting room myself.

So now I’m left to decide whether to call the big city pediatric orthopod to see if I can get him to call the big city ER to tell this guy to go ahead and accept the patient in transfer or call my community orthopod to come in and evaluate the patient and I decide to call the local guy since that’s what the big city ER guy is asking for and because he’ll probably call back faster than the out of town guy and let’s not forget to mention if this board certified orthopedist would just take care of freaking non-displaced uncomplicated bread-and-butter supracondylar fractures I wouldn’t be wasting all of this time.  I decide to walk over to triage and announce to the nurse that while I’ll continue to see straightforward chest and abdominal pain, I am finding more and more that I just “don’t feel comfortable” with dizziness and ask her to refer those patients on south.  Unfortunately she doesn’t take me seriously.

The local guy calls back and I explain the situation to him and he agrees to come in.  He evaluates the patient, calls the big city ER, and the patient is accepted for transfer.  We fill out lots and lots (and lots) of paperwork, print out the xrays, call for nursing report, call for an ambulance, and finally the patient is loaded up and on his way to the next ER.

In residency you learn how to diagnose a supracondylar fracture.  Out in the community you learn how to disposition it.