A patient noticed a spot on my scrubs and I told her gravely that working in an ER can be a messy job. I left out the part about spilling mashed potatoes on myself.
April 21, 2009
April 21, 2009
A patient noticed a spot on my scrubs and I told her gravely that working in an ER can be a messy job. I left out the part about spilling mashed potatoes on myself.
April 21, 2009 at 12:38 pm
lq2m
April 21, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Had to google ^^^. I like it.
April 21, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Oh man! Last time I worked (hour 48 of 48) for the week…I was the victim of a SBO projectile emesis. Mmmm mmm biley stooley goodness. I would prefer the mashed potatoes!
April 21, 2009 at 7:33 pm
It’s nice to know that accountants and doctors have some things in common in their profession.
April 21, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Some heroin addict in withdrawal looked like Old Faithful today. Dood leaned backwards and vomiting straight up in the air (only it more went all over his shoulders). I jumped behind the curtain. I don’t care what drugs you’re on…why would you deliberately puke on yourself when there is an emesis basin right. there.
THERE SHE BLOWS [chunks]!
April 21, 2009 at 10:01 pm
lll
April 22, 2009 at 9:23 am
Thus is truth and dignity maintained.
April 23, 2009 at 12:23 pm
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April 23, 2009 at 6:10 pm
huh?
April 24, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Please explain where to find the red line gong through the mashed potato story that one can relate to vaccines? I sure cant find it…
April 25, 2009 at 10:31 pm
That would be spam. I’m not sure how well it goes with mashed potatoes though.
April 25, 2009 at 10:50 pm
If you are Hawaiian, Spam goes with anything. Even (probably) mashed potatoes.
April 26, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Needs more pineapple with that spam.
Or maybe they should make their spam make a little more sense.
April 28, 2009 at 11:47 am
I make it a rule now to do a ’spot check’ on myself before heading out in public after a night shift. Forgot to do that one time and noticed the Save-On-Foods guy looking down at my runners…changing a blood transfusion bag had been a little messy earlier in the night. Good thing I wasn’t buying bleach and rubber gloves.
April 29, 2009 at 9:41 am
Really(Exactly), to increased the number of cases, and we must see that type of incident will improve the way of helping the people, for it in findrxonline will find the solutions and other ways of offsetting it.
May 6, 2009 at 7:40 pm
If you like that kind of spam, go to the web site these senseless spambots are promoting.
Meanwhile back at the potatoes that mash back:
There was some trouble with the newt, but we insist on fresh eye-of-newt, Sir. Nothing but the best for our patients.
May 18, 2009 at 8:57 am
mashed potatoes are a lot better than getting Cdiff all over your scrubs….
One of my patient had impacted xxx…we gave him stool softner and guess what… all that pressure built up…hit the ceiling…(patient was lying on his stomach)
Housekeeping asked me what the hell it was that was on the ceiling. I didn’t mention that those were STOOL they were cleaning.
I ran out of the room almost crying