Two patients seen back to back.

The first was a teenager with two days of belly pain, fever, and vomiting with marked tenderness over the right lower part of his abdomen.  I knew he had appendicitis, the nurses knew it, his dad knew it, the housekeepers knew it, everyone and their dog said appendicitis final answer.  The surgeon still wanted a scan first since it was the middle of the night and all, and it shockingly came back showing appendicitis.  

The second was a college-aged girl with three hours of belly pain and vomiting.  Her belly was just sort of mildly tender everywhere, not in any one particular spot.  ”You probably have early gastroenteritis, we’ll give you some fluids and zofran and run some tests.”  An hour later her white count came back at 20 and I dunno maybe it’s still gastroenteritis but 20 is awfully high so I went to see her again.  

She doesn’t feel any better after her fluids which is kind of weird for gastroenteritis and maybe it hurts a little more in her right lower quadrant although maybe I’m just imagining it’s so.  Her whole presentation has just been “off” for gastroenteritis and super-early appendicitis is rapidly climbing the differential.  

I think about sending her to the scanner, but then I pause.  What do I really know, I think.  I’m just a stoopid ER doctor, jack of all trades, master of none.  Who am I to make this kind of decision?  Maybe I should wait for DB to put his multispeciality panel together to tell me what to do.

But then an epiphany.  I specialize in emergency medicine.  No one sees more appendicitis vs. gastroenteritis than me.  No one is more qualified than me, the emergency room doctor, to decide what tests the emergency room patients need.  I actually did an entire residency in emergency medicine, believe it or not, learning this kind of stuff.  I work exclusively in an emergency room, shocker, continuing to hone my skills.  And when some random arrogant internist suggests that other non-emergency doctors should get together to teach us how to do our jobs, I shake my head and smile and wish I could watch them flail about trying to do my job, just as I would if I tried to do theirs.

The scan came back showing “likely early appendicitis.”  I examined her yet again and she now had clear localization to the right lower quadrant.  Lucky for me it was positive I thought, at least now I won’t get dinged for overtesting.