60 seconds on the clock…here is your first subject…go!

A window, a white lie, a pudgy middle-aged nurse’s white scrub bottoms.
Things you can see through!

Frat boy punch, Karch Kiraly, toddler fevers.
Things that spike!

A haunted house, an easy date, a nursing home transfer.
Things that moan!

A hummingbird’s wings, a soprano’s falsetto, grandma’s heart after her third eggnog.
Things that flutter!

A restaurant critic, a club DJ, a Medicaid patient.
People who want samples!

Marriage after dating three months, a car salesman’s compliment, a young anxious dood’s chest pain.
Things you don’t take seriously! 

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Sweet!  Thanks Dick Clark and Charles Nelson Reilly.