Some house supervisor from some other hospital: “I’m sorry, we can’t send your patient’s records to you.”

Me: “Gosh I’m an emergency doctor calling from an emergency room it’s kind of an emergency.  Are you sure?”

SHSFSOH: “Can’t do it.”

Me: “Why is that?”

SHSFSOH: “Well, it’s the weekend and our release of information department is closed.”

Me: “Well ok no problem, can I just get your name and title?  Oh and also the names of the head of medical records and the chief nursing officer?  I better make sure they know that medical records are unavailable on the weekend.”

SHSFSOH: “Oh you know what?  I just thought of another way to get you the record you’re looking for.  We’ll fax it as soon as we can.”

Busted.  That was fun, although highly irritating at the same time.