A guy came in because he thought a bug had crawled into his ear while he was sleeping and sure enough looking through the otoscope I saw the unmistakable hard backing of some beetle-like thing.

Just seeing it made me feel a little repulsed.  Blood, pus, poop, sweat, discharge, vomit whatever the usual healthcare stuff gives me no problem but I don’t like bugs.  It’s not pathological or anything, it just kind of creeps me out to have a spider running up my arm or hear a roach crunching under my shoe.

I wanted that thing dead, for both the patient’s sake and mine, so I squirted some lidocaine into his ear.  He said it wasn’t moving around so I stuck some alligator forceps into his ear canal and pulled out a nasty half-inch long creature that looked a lot like the one pictured.

Ugh.  It was revolting but at the same time kind of exhilarating to get that thing out of there.  Still, all things considered I’ll stick to pus. 

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