A girl went out bar hopping.

Driving home, she then went curb hopping in the parking lot of her apartment complex and hit a telephone pole.  Apparently this was very low speed, but nevertheless she was sent to me for medical eval.

Her blood alcohol level was in the 320’s, just over four times the legal limit.  Otherwise she was fine, without a scratch on her.

It took me a while to get to her, and by the time I did the police officer accompanying her was gone.  So I never had a chance to ask him why he let her off with nothing more than a warning. 

Are you kidding me?  Now through tremendous effort she was actually holding herself together pretty impressively for 320ish, but still this girl was flat out drunk.  Head-bobbing-garbled-speech-what-wreck-drunk. 

I don’t get it.  How can you not crack down on this?  How can you condone drunk driving?  She could just have easily crossed a median or run a red light or ended up in a ditch.

I thought about calling the officer but decided against it.  As always, I had plenty of other stuff in the ER to deal with, and really it’s out of my jurisdiction.  I would have no tolerance for law enforcement questioning my medical decisions.

Oh by the way, the same police department recently gave my wife a ticket for not having a license plate on the front of her car.  Too bad she didn’t down half a bottle of goldschlager first.