I’m not interested in challenges.  I just like things to be straightforward.  Sick people need to stay in the hospital, not sick people have to go home.  It’s the tweeners, the patients I’m not sure what to do with, that cause me the most grief.  For instance:

A hispanic lady in her 50s comes in with a chief complaint of “thinks her mucinex made her sick.”  Her vital signs are normal.  She been to our ER maybe six times in the past two years, for various minor complaints.

She’s spanish-speaking only so her history gets filtered through an interpreter.  Apparently she developed a cough over the last couple of days or so.  She started taking an old prescription form of mucinex.  That night she woke up feeling sick, she assumed from the medicine.  

“What do you mean sick?”  The first thing she says is half of her face is numb and feels heavy.  Lots of other things too, her hands feel swollen, she has a headache, she’s had chills and sweats, she’s been throwing up, she’s had trouble breathing, she feels dizzy. 

Ok enough, really people less is more.  Back to the first thing you said.  Are you sure it’s not your entire face? (no).  Has this ever happened to you before? (no).  Does it still feel numb now eight hours later? (yes).

The only medical problem she lists is high blood pressure.  She doesn’t smoke.  No previous strokes or mini-strokes.  She’s not on a daily aspirin.

She looks a little older than stated age but otherwise well.  Her face works normally.  Except for decreased sensation to light touch on half of her face her neurologic exam is completely normal.

She gets a broad workup and it’s normal, including head CT, chest xray, urinalysis, blood work, and an EKG.  I go back and see her a couple of hours later and she’s still complaining of half her face feeling numb.  And so I start arguing with myself.

This lady seems fine other than being a little dramatic and crazy.  Maybe I should send her home.

Then again, I’ve had to talk to her through the interpreter.  How good of a feel for her do I really have?  Maybe I should admit her.

She says she’s had migraine headaches before — never any associated neurologic stuff but maybe this is just a first time complicated migraine.  Maybe I’ll send her home.

It’s hard to send a patient home with an ongoing neurologic defecit, even as sketchy as this one.  Maybe I’ll admit her.

This lady’s been here a bunch of times before and it’s always been nothing.  She has a million complaints.  Just send her home.

What if she comes back two days later with half her face drooping down?  I should probably just admit her.

I’ve already given the hospitalist four admissions in three hours.  He won’t like this one bit.  Maybe she can just follow up.

Except she’s medicaid and doesn’t even know the name of her doctor and there’s no way she’s getting timely follow up.  Why are you even sweating it this much?  Just bring her in.

What would you do? 

Update: For anyone interested, I put what I did in the comments section.