It was quiet for the most part.  Mostly little kids with high fevers.  All of them looked well.  Flu, rotavirus, viral upper respiratory tract infections; blah blah blah.  Only a couple of cases stick out in my mind.

The first was a 73 year old guy with opiate dependence.  He has chronic low back pain and apparently was placed on fentanyl (synthetic morphine) patches over 10 years ago.   Typically the patches contain 25 micrograms of the drug, but his contain 75 micrograms, and he wears two at a time.  The fentanyl slowly absorbs through his skin for 3 days and is then gone, at which time he removes them and places two more. 

I liked him because he was straight forward.  No long drawn out stories about vague symptoms prompting me to obtain expensive medical workups.  Instead a simple chief complaint: “I’m out of my medicine.”  Granted, how he ran out was unclear: you what? Took them off in your sleep?  Accidently threw two of them away?  Fine, whatever, he probably doubled at some point.

He receives one month’s worth of patches through the VA, and his next refill was 6 days from presentation.  We had a total of five 25 microgram patches available to me in the ER.  So I put 3 on him, gave him the other 2 to put on three days from now, and sent him home.

I felt like some of the nurses were miffed with me.  How could he “give in” to this drug seeker?  He’s weak, he’s a “candy man.”  He’s gonna cause all the seekers in a 200 mile radius to descend on our little ER.

I care about what they think about me, but more importantly I have to do what I feel is right for my patients.  This man is 73 years old and will be hopelessly dependent on opiates until the day he dies.  What will a stern lecture and clonidine/phenergan do for this guy?  It’ll promptly put him into withdrawl, which is non-life threatening but will make him feel absolutely miserable for the next week.  Aren’t I supposed to relieve suffering?  Was I not taught to do no harm?

All patients are unique.  If you’re returning over and over you’ll get a referral to your primary doc or the pain clinic.  If I think you’re selling it I’ll boot you out the door.  If you’re relatively young and still have a chance to lead a productive life, I start the detox myself.

And then there are the cases above.